Abstract: Dipping a wire of metal or plastic in soapy water and taking it out is a favorite classroom experiment: typically the soapy water will form a thin film which is attached to the wire. The classical Plateau laws, stated by the Belgian physicist Joseph Plateau in the nineteenth century, assert that, away from the wire, the local geometry of a soap film is described locally by the following list of shapes: a 2-dimensional plane, three halfplanes meeting at a common line with equal angles, and the cone over the 1-dimensional skeleton of a regular tetrahedron.